Sunday, November 25, 2007

Market Moron and a Mushroom Pasta

I fear old ladies.

Thanks to a cancelled church service, I found myself drifting from my normal area wet market and to a bigger, much more well stocked one about a 15 minute drive away.

There I found a pretty nice array of imported vegetables, including fresh mushrooms!! Fresh button and shitake mushrooms. I read the price was RM3/5 for 1 kilo of mushrooms, and since fresh mushrooms hardly weigh anything, I thought, well, this must be my lucky day - what a find!

Bleargh. It was RM5 for 100 grams of fresh buttons and Rm3 for 100 grams of fresh shitake. *Slap forehead*. By this time I was too scared of the little old lady selling them to give them back.

Well, I picked them, packed them, paid for them and had to hunt for a recipe that would showcase these mushrooms as mush as possible. 13 bucks worth of button and shitake mushrooms - I'd better put them to good use.



Cream of musroom soup? I don't have cream or butter or bay leaves, and am not willing to spend any more on this dish. Bleh. Mushroom omellette? Not special enough!

I want my mushrooms to be star (s).

After some stressing, I settled on this recipe by Wolfgand Puck, chef to Hollywood elite . Go Wild With Mushrooms! This would do justice to my grossly overpriced purchase. (After all, the whole reason why I cook is so we don't have to pay more for our food, which is why I'm ranting)

Spagetthi with Shitake Mushrooms, Poached Chicken and Carrot Ribbons
Adapted from here

Serves 2

Mushroom Essence
1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil
3 garlic cloves, peeled and crushed
150 g fresh shiitake mushrooms

2 large dried shiitake mushrooms
2 tablespoons each finely diced carrot and onion
2 teaspoons minced shallot

150 ml chicken stock (I made my own from chicken carcasses, then kept the meat from the carcasses)
Dash ground black pepper


Mushroom Sauce
1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil , plus one extra
200g shiitake mushrooms
1 heaping tablespoon minced shallot
2 teaspoons minced garlic
200 ml chicken stock
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper


Pasta
200g dried spagetthi
1 tbsp oyster sauce

Chicken stock (I used a few drops of concentrated chicken stock)
1 cm knob of ginger, sliced thinly
1 small carrot


For all the mushrooms, remove stems from caps and use your fingers to pull them apart into small fibrous shreds. Slice the caps thinly. Use only the caps for the essence and sauce. Set the torn stalks aside.

Soak the dried shitake mushrooms in hot water (1/4 cup) for 20 mins or more. Quarter the mushrooms, leave the stalks on. Don't discard the soaking water.

At least 1 hour before serving, or up to 1 month ahead, make the Mushroom Essence. In a large saute pan, heat the oil over medium-high heat. Add the garlic and saute until golden, about 3 minutes. Add the mushrooms (dried and the portion of the fresh, carrot, onion and shallot and saute stirring constantly, 2 minutes more. Reduce the heat to medium, add the broth and cook, stirring occasionally, until thickened, about 5 minutes more.

Fish the dried mushroom pieces out of the pan, place in a food processor along with 1 tbsp of the mixture, add the soaking water. Puree the mixture ands return to the pan.

Set the mixture aside to cool for 10 minutes. Transfer to a blender or food processor and puree.

About 30 minutes before serving time, place the ginger slices, chicken stock and oyster sauce in a stockpot. Top up with water as necessary and bring to boil.

Meanwhile, make the Mushroom Sauce: In a large saute pan, heat the oil over high heat. Add the mushrooms and saute stirring continuously, for 2 minutes. Reduce the heat, stir in the shallot, garlic and a bit more olive oil, and continue cooking.

Stir in the stock and 4 tablespoons of the Mushroom Essence. As soon as the mixture comes to a boil, reduce the heat and cook gently for 3 minutes. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Cover and keep warm.

Heat 1 more tbsp olive oil in a pan over medium high heat , add 1 tbsp essence and 2 tbsp chicken stock. Add the shredded mushroom stalks and continue cooking until the liquid had reduced.

Meanwhile, put the spagetthi into the boiling water. Cook until tender but still slightly chewy, following the manufacturer suggested cooking time. About 4 minutes before the pasta is done, add the carrot ribbons to the water

Pour the pasta and carrot ribbons into a colander to drain. Add them to the sauce and gently toss to coat well. Remove from the heat and stir in the Parmesan. Taste again and adjust the seasoning if necessary.

Optional - but I found this to be a real nice addition - since I was making stock from chicken carcasses I bought dirt cheap at the aforementioned market , I salvaged the chicken flesh from the bones, shredded the meat and added a few drops of Maggie Seasoning to the mixture for flavour. I found that this gave a nice extra chewy something to the pasta and made it a bit more filling.

Evenly divide the pasta, mushrooms, carrot ribbons and sauce among 4 large serving plates, add the shredded chicken meat, if using, and serve.

It was delicious - we loved the intense mushroom flavour of the sauce and it felt great to be able to (almost) recreate some sort of restaurant style meal, instead of the simpler stuff I like to do at home.

Justice is served.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Me need hug - NOW! ~Criminal Minds~

8TV, 11.45 pm - To be creeped out
The girls are way too attractive to be FBI-lah....why are there no frumpy lady FBI agents? Hmph.

Handsome FBI guy agent I can buy, though. Both super hunky specimens (not talking about the young limp-haired blondie or the old man).
Damned creepy. Serial killers, aargh.
*hide face behind pillow*

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Sleep is Sweet & So Is Cintan Mee

Finally home after all the craziness for the past 3 weeks. (2 nights KL, 1 night Penang, 6 hours travel back to Miri, training in Miri+caught in the bloody rain, offshore F23 10 nights+flu & fever+shutdown maintenance, then back for daily 1-hour-each-to-and-fro-driving Miri to and from Brunei for training for 5 days+last minute cramming for my exam last Wed+flying off to Foreign platform and hurriedly completing my assignment there. I know I've been ranting about the same thing for some time, but I promise this is the last - I am free now after all. (Yay!)

Am back and finally able to breathe, eat and sleep whenever I want. Now I should be able to shake of the remnants of this pesky flu bug (still a bit of a sniffle and tickles in the throat, but overall much better - after 2 weeks, the longest ever I had the flu)

And boy, am I doing that (the sleeping and eating).

It didn't take me too long once I got home - after some channel surfing, dozed off on the couch for 3 hours. Sleep has not felt that wonderful for the longest time - I felt like I was floating. Ahh, sleep high. Sweet is the only word that comes to mind.

Which explains this midnight blogging - hehe.

On a gastronomical note, we ate at the THE WORST RESTAURANT EVER in Miri. 8 bucks for a bowl of rice+margarine+little cheese+thinnest slices of canned mushrooms, and another 8 for pizza with a soggy bready crust and ketchup for the sauce. Ugh. Could not finish the food and ended up with gastric tonight, which is also another reason why I can't sleep.

Well, what else is there to do? I tried drinking hot milk, swallowing Maalox, hot cocoa, Tim Tams, Pringles, milk chocolate, Chinese medicine - small black coloured balls in a capsule (in that order). Until now, no improvement.

Then I gave in. Out came the instant noodles in my trusty microwave. Cintan Duck Soup Flavour, with extra grinds of black pepper. Impatiently watched it spin in the micro. Slurped the hot peppery soup reading this and burnt my tongue stuffing the swollen (kembang) noodles into my mouth. Ahh, bliss.

Me and Tummy are much happier now.

So, well sated, the bed now beckons like a long lost paramour. May our sleep be as sweetly elevating as it was this afternoon.

Nighty nite.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Garden Photos

Photos which I always wanted to put up, taken with AK's camera in the early hours of the morning, when the dewdrops are still wet on the leaves and the air is still heavy and cool. Think I took these some 6 months ago.

Dewdrops clinging to the cowgrass.


Pegaga, growing by our drain. Local Malaysia lore dictates many medicinal uses for it - and it
grows prolifically almost anywhere with stagnant water. I've never tried any of the remedies though - hmm, potent brain tonic and excellent for memory loss....urinary tract infection...tonsilitis, arsenic and snake bite antidote....jaundice...dysentery. Wah, there's an entire pharmacy growing by our stinky drain!!!


Heliconia in my neighbour's garden (most of the grown flowers here are our neighbours...we grow mostly weeds and the occasional pumpkin seedlings - which we then leave to fend for themselves)


Touch-me-nots or Mimosa pudica (wah my biology still hidup). I'm still fascinated by the way their leaves shut when touched.

Don't know the names of these plants (all our neighbours')...wish I could put them into the Google search bar and look up their names....



Demise of A Colleague's Mum & Waiting A-Waiting

Waiting on the chopper now.....

Well, it's supposed to be good news but it truly isn't - the only reason I am on an flight back to Miri is because the guy who I was working with the past 2 days - his mum just passed away this morning and there is an emergency flight diversion to take him home. So conveniently, I am on that flight too.

I was asking to go home, but never at the expense of someone losing his mum...am gaving gulty vibes now. Well, I didn't ask for it, I guess, and given a choice between him having his mum still alive and me going home today, well, it's a no-brainer. Not even a choice even. What's one more night? Nothng.............

We just met two days ago, and started work straightaway, him giving me all that I asked for and more.

He was just telling me last night that she seemed to be stabilizing (she had heart problems), so I can imagine how shocked and devastated he must be feeling now. No, scrap that. I CANNOT imagine what it would be like suddenly losing my mum. Even thinking about it gives me the chills.

To Ahmad, I am truly sorry for your loss. You and your family will be in my prayers.


Random offshore pics:


Sunday, November 18, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PA!

Pa (as we call him) and Mum, still got it after 26 years

My dearest papa, him of the lazy Sunday mornings (and afternoons too, come to think of it), Manchester United fan and Penang Gourmet Sleuth celebrates his Birthday today. Stuck offshore in a foreign platform (see previous post), I managed a call this morning to wish him.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PA! Wish I were at home in Penang to celebrate with you guys.

If there's anyone who was serious about food, it would be our pa. I remember the rainy evenings with Bak Kut Teh in Air Itam, where he would encourage me to "tambah rice". I don't like BKT anymore, but the memory lingers somehow. We'd drive 45 mins to the BKT stall in Air Itam just to eat from there. His fondness for "tu kha" or pig's trotters and intestines, which I would be Miss Priss about. Taking me to the BEST Indian mee stall in Penang, known only to Penangites. My dad knows them all.

Road Trips! Eating in Ipoh on the way to KL, where we'd - without fail - get hopelessly lost and have to call my uncle to come rescue us.

And - how I wish I inherited this - his still amazing metabolism rate.

Pa also helped me buy a house this year, and I will be forever grateful for that. My kids will know that their grandpa helped mum buy her first house!

He came out of a business partnership and worked for someone else, drawing a salary instead of being his own boss (in other words, no longer a "taukeh") because he knew that that would be better for the future of our family. And it was.

He takes mum (with or without the Brothers Grumps aka Daniel and Dom) on a holiday once a year. They've gone to China and Korea already, with HK next on the list.

His generosity when entertaining - nevermind if there are only 10 adults and 5 kids, order for 30 pax! Better too much than too little - something I always remember when cooking for others.

When I experimented with baking cookies last Christmas, he bought 2 jars to give to his colleagues. That made me like a baker! Not sure if he ended up giving them away though - the cookies ended up in so many shades of brown and sizes that I was a bit embarassed, to tell the truth.

He does yoga!! Cool or what??? Although from what mum tells me, he attempts to do yoga (hehe) Only guy in his class (which he attends with mum, flirting with the other middle-aged ladies).

Pa, take care of your health, try to stay away from those hun chiang, and we love you!


GIMME GIMME F23

It has been 3 weeks since I last spent more than 1 night at home. I was in KL for 2 nights, Penang 1 night, Offshore at my home platform F23 10 nights, Brunei 5 days, now in a foreign platform and missing my old place so so much.

I was a proper pampered princess back in F23, my home platform (and always will be! - sniff)

I'm now sharing a room with a guy, who's working the night shift and this means that I can't enter the room in the daytime - so I have to use the washroom in another guy's room. Almost bumped into that guy today coming out of his toilet - luckily I was decent.

My old place has at least 30 people at a time (when I left it we had over a hundred men), and I ate lunch and dinner with my guys, talking about the days' work, and their wives and kids. Here there are only 14 people on the platform, and the dining room is so small the meals are taken staggeredly. Everyone faces the huge plasma TV. I feel so lonely.

Water here is rationed - no more baths which take half an hour or 24-hour laundry. And the water here is cold.

Excuse me if I sound like a whiny princess. I am really quite tough. Honestly, earnestly.

I wanna go home now.

Funny how you don't miss it until you leave it. I always knew I would miss it, but I never realized how just how much:

I MISS F23!!!! (this is the largest font blogger will let me write in)

Sniff again.

Anyway, in the spirit of being positive, here is a list of things which I plan to do once I get back (ahem):

1) Send my old car to the service center - after driving to and from Brunei 4 days, it's high time for a service (damn the Miri roads - I think they murdered my suspension)

2) Pay papa the rest of the $$$$ I owe him - sorry pa for the delay

3) Wash the pile of laundry from BEFORE I went to KL the last week of October (mum, am sorry I put you to shame with this confession)

4) Mop the floor at home - the last I left it the living room floor had the thinnest film of grease on it - yucky sticky greasy feet, ewww...not looking forward to this....anyway, it'll be a good workout (ahh..sorry again mum)

5) Pay a visit to the Immigration office - I, erm, missed renewing my Sarawak work permit and now have to go and wheedle some officer in town to grant me a new one (again mum pls don't panic) - it's pretty common for us nua (erm, busy) West Malaysians who, for some reason, still need our passports and Work Permits to work in Sarawak. Is Sarawak not part of Malaysia? Do I look like Abu Sayyaf????!!!!!!

6) Send my shoes for repair - 4 pairs and counting. 1 of them is the safety shoe I'm wearing now - the sole is hanging loose like a dog's tongue or something and I'm leaving pieces of black rubber residue wherever I walk. Not good. The other, cheap sandals I bought in Miri (RM16!) and the soles removed themselves on the 1st day I wore them. When will I learn that you get what you pay for? Sigh. Another 2 pairs, erm, have burst their straps more than a year ago. Yes, I am an expert procrastinator and it's more fun to buy new ones anyway....wooh sound like a proper girl I do.

Haven't thought about cooking yet, but I did manage to buy some hard-to-find foodstuff from Brunei, where almost all of their food is imported:

1) All-Bran cereal for the renewed health and weight loss plan

2) Cadbury chocolate, made in Australia - Roast Almond - only BN$3.50 (RM8) for 250 grams.

3) Real Australian Tim Tams! Not made in Shah Alam! AK's favourite (AK, if you're reading this, they're in the fridge - bottom shelf - don't eat them all ya!)

4) Off-price (and just a liiiiiiiiiiittle bit off-colour) apples and pears - only BN$1.20 (~RM2.70) for 6 pears and BN$0.80 (~RM1.85) for 3 big apples. I am kiamsiap and not ashamed of it. No more offshore, no more free meals!

5) A huge doughnut with a sugar coating thick enough to crunch satisfactorily- which I already ate, of course. Very nice.

6) Pringles! Only BN$1.70 each! I bought 2- BBQ and Loaded Baked Potato.

Hmm......re-looking at what I bought...so much for health and weight loss......who was I kidding with Purchase No. 1???? Damnit, shoulda just bought more Tim Tams (dark chocolate) and my fave Ginger Nut cookies instead. Self-delusional at the time I musta been. What's with the Yoda-speak??????!!! I blame it on the lack of sleep and the travel by many modes - plane, chopper, boat, bumpy car ride, Brunei Colleague's Mercedes CLK - both the delusional purchase and the Yoda-ism.

Anyway, I have totally gone against my vow to stay here 3 nights and asked for a chopper diversion to take me home tomorrow. Let's hope that this happens.....All da best to Debbs, may she survive this lonesome offshore trip and also summon the strength and willpower to complete her very ambitious to-do list.

Ta ta.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

F23 ROCKS!!!!!!!!

Yessssss!! Started up the plant after 8 days of shutdown with intensive maintenance work.

Have never been so sick offshore before, and coincidentally, so busy. Was with fever the first 2 days I came offshore but could not rest due to the bloody activities. I don't think I've signed my names so many times before.

The worst is over now. YESSS!! Start up! Export! Money flowing from the ground into our pipes! Oops, that did not come out right.

Hope this is a kind of "legacy" I can leave behind, although I am not that delusional - I am only part of the TEAM who started up the platform.

I love my crew, I really do. We totally rocked it today. High fives all around, of course.