Seriously, with the exception of Theo Walcott and Cesc, the team is a big mess (and not a hot one, mind you).
Allow me to illustrate:
Bleach Blondes - some of the Gunners seem to have a real affinity with platinum peroxide bleach. Maybe the boys decided to share the bottle of bleach. You know, a guy thing - in the showers - Hey Manuel, watcha doin' there? Wow, your hair is like, gold now. Ooooh, lemme have some!
Seriously Manuel Almunia, you're a disgrace to Spain and all their (naturally) pretty boys!
And Bacary Sagna here decided that cornrows would be a cute way to show off his platinum locks.
Alex Song decided to channel an electrocuted sheep.
As you can see, Mr. Song is not afraid to experiment with his looks. Here is another one of his wildlife-inspired looks. Think he was going for a centre parting here. I think he meant to scare his opponents - you know, make him look bigger.
Very much like a frill-necked lizard, which also tries to use its looks to scare off potential attackers.
And some for goodness's sake, Arsene Wenger, please invest in some hairgel for...
Andrei Arshavin.
And ol' Shaggy here. Oops, he's not Arsenal but I can't help it. In addition to hairgel, we ought to throw in a tanning booth, maybe a trip to Ibiza? This guy looks like he is in serious need of some Vitamin D and sunshine.
And doesn't the club, sixth richest in Europe or something, pay Tomas Rosicky enough to get a half-decent haircut?
On the other hand, maybe just keep the gel away from this young wannabe right here. Marouane Chamakh obviously spends a lot of time perfecting this unicorn hairstyle. Maybe it's an aerodynamic thing, the taper at the back enables him to run faster, or somehow directs the air to flow around it and concentrate the air pressure on the ball he heads....oh, I can't do this. He looks like a damned llama or something.
LOL.
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