Javier Mascherano scares me more than the villains on Criminal Minds.
He's the Captain of the Argentinian national team, and just recently boycotted his way out of Liverpool to Barcelona.
I did not really try to look for any photos of his playing in the recent Barca-Hercules game, so here he is in Liverpool colours.
He looks evil.
And here is his profile in the Pro Evolution Soccern computer game. I think he suits his defensive midfield tole - one look at his snarling face and strikers would go scurrying back to their own half.
And here is Mascherano's fellow Argentinian national team-mate, Carlos "The Beast" Tevez. Tevez plays on the opposite side of Mascherano - he's a striker.
If Arsenal needs a hairstylist, Spain NT needs a fashion stylist, then the Argentina NT needs an orthodontist.
Lo siento mucho, guys. All in good fun.
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